1-800-SEX-WYZE
The Hilarious Health Hotline Musical
Book and Lyrics by Rosalyn Mihalko and John Woods
Music by John Woods
STRICLTY 18+ | No Minors
ABOUT THE SHOW
From the creators behind The Wet Spots, SHINE: A Burlesque Musical, and Texas Annie: The Legend of the Moan Ranger, this sold-out smash hit of the 2025 Vancouver Fringe Festival delivers risque laughs, plenty of heart, and even some practical sex ed. Drawing inspiration from a certain real-life sexual health hotline that has served British Columbia for 30 years, 1-800-SEX-WYZE is like Savage Love meets Avenue Q with a dash of burlesque.
Join Lucy on her shift at the hotline as she tries her best to help a confused cornucopia of callers with their various sexual conundrums – all while navigating her own intimate insecurities and disastrous dating life (or lack thereof) . You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll learn how to love – in more ways than one.
ABOUT THE COMPANY
Sultry Theatrical Innovations is a cross-border west coast creative partnership between writer / composers Rosalyn Mihalko & John Woods, and director Diva Macdonald. The company’s signature style uses familiar forms like musical theatre in service of subversive cultural & sexual critique. Blending camp satire with earnest emotion, Sultry Theatrical Innovations will have you singing their production numbers to yourself for weeks after the show – until you remember how utterly inappropriate the lyrics are.
SINGLE TICKETS ON SALE:
Adult $29 | Students/Senior: $19
Rated Ages 18+ – STRICT
Content Advisories: Mature Language, Sexual Content, Political & Social Commentary
Sensory Advisories: Loud Noises, Abrupt Sound or lighting cues
BOX OFFICE: 604.927.6555 | Open Monday – Saturday, 12 – 5PM
